And what is HAD? It’s just a thought. A truth. It came to me one day. I was stuck someplace midday and a TV was on. Unbelievable what crap humans will watch for “entertainment”? “Wow, humans are doomed,” I thought to myself.
Some people find this statement very unsettling. Yes, there will be an end to our reign someday. Just like the T-Rex and his friends before us. How long we have and how we go out is up for grabs. But rest assured, humans and our entire history will be erased with time. I don’t find this in any way depressing. I find it very liberating. This thought reminds me that we are but an instant in time, a very special flash of sentient existence. Don’t waste it, relish in this glorious moment and flourish.
But don’t take anything too seriously. There really is no point to anything in the great scheme of things. Laugh at yourself laugh at all of us. I hope you get as much out of life as you can.
Scott
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In Honor of Stupid People . . .
In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through
stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.......
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside
down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh!)
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On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
(talk about a news flash)
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On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery
after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could
just get those 5 year-olds with head-colds off those bulldozers.)
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On Marks &Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
(...and you thought????...)
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On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
(That's the only time I have to work on my hair.)
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On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(the shoplifter special?)
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On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap."
(and that would be???....)
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On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(but, it's just a suggestion.)
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On packaging for a Rowenta iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
(but wouldn't this save me time?)
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On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(..I'm taking this because???....)
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On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."
(as opposed to what?)
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On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
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On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: say what?)
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On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you
to fly."
(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
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On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or
genitals."
(Oh my God..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)